For Starters,

I am not an amateur. Nor am I a bored kid trying to have some fun. The stunts I do, are serious.

They are not only serious,

But they are hurtful. So unless you want to get your social life teared down, I advice you to shut your mouth and never approach me directly. 


I will not tell you any information about myself,

Nor will I ever tell you cause like Gossip Girl says, "And who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell." 

So hopefully you won't be part of my victim list,

First stop in torture-ville, Maktab National Kingfisher.