I am not an amateur. Nor am I a bored kid trying to have some fun. The stunts I do, are serious.
They are not only serious,
But they are hurtful. So unless you want to get your social life teared down, I advice you to shut your mouth and never approach me directly.
I will not tell you any information about myself,
Nor will I ever tell you cause like Gossip Girl says, "And who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell."
So hopefully you won't be part of my victim list,
First stop in torture-ville, Maktab National Kingfisher.